Some flavors were created intentionally.
Others appeared under mysterious circumstances.
A few may have achieved consciousness.
We are still investigating.
CAOS DULCE
Sweet chaos in edible form.
A dangerously snackable blend of caramel sweetness, cinnamon warmth, and tiny goblin energy.
Possible side effects:
- impulsive dancing
- collecting shiny objects
- saying “just one more handful” seventeen times
Best enjoyed:
while making questionable but exciting life decisions.
DULCE SUAVE
Soft sweetness for overstimulated souls.
Warm cinnamon comfort with peaceful cozy energy and absolutely no urgency whatsoever.
Possible side effects:
- emotional healing
- accidental naps
- forgiving yourself for being tired
Best enjoyed:
under blankets during rainstorms.
MEZCLA CAMPO
Rustic countryside crunch.
Savory herbs, cheese, spice, and the emotional stability of sitting in a field at sunset.
Possible side effects:
- slowing down
- craving mate
- staring thoughtfully at clouds
Best enjoyed:
after touching grass.
DULCE SPLASH
Beach party flavor chaos.
Bright sweetness with tropical energy and absolutely no indoor voice.
Possible side effects:
- spontaneous singing
- excessive optimism
- texting friends “WE SHOULD GO SOMEWHERE”
Best enjoyed:
near water or loud music.
DULCE AHUMADO
Smoky sweetness for mysterious creatures.
Deep caramelized flavor with warm spice and dramatic rooftop energy.
Possible side effects:
- staring out windows thoughtfully
- becoming strangely poetic
- collecting secrets
Best enjoyed:
at midnight.
HIERBAS TRANQUILAS
Calm crunchy enlightenment.
Herbs, garlic, olive oil, and the realization that maybe life is not an emergency.
Possible side effects:
- nervous system regulation
- canceling unnecessary plans
- becoming emotionally unbothered
Best enjoyed:
with mate and absolutely nowhere to be.
CALLEJERO AHUMADO
Street market survival flavor.
Smoky spice, bold crunch, and the energy of wandering city streets at night.
Possible side effects:
- becoming tougher
- becoming softer
- adopting emotional support strays
Best enjoyed:
under questionable neon lighting.
SOBRECARGA PICANTE
Too many ideas. Too much spice.
An aggressive flavor experience created during what experts call “a questionable amount of enthusiasm.”
Possible side effects:
- starting six projects simultaneously
- spicy confidence
- forgetting why you entered the room
Best enjoyed:
while multitasking irresponsibly.
PICANTE RÁPIDO
Fast decisions. Loud flavor.
Sharp spice, bold citrus, and enough heat to make your soul briefly leave your body.
Possible side effects:
- impulsive road trips
- sudden confidence
- believing in yourself too hard
Best enjoyed:
right before doing something brave.
More flavors are currently being tested.
Some survived.
Some absolutely did not.
